Is there some sort of a group you can join, to protest against invasion of privacy and so forth?
You know that it's been cold outside (less so now). And that my paws hurt. And that I have an aging bladder.
Well, strictly between ourselves, and because of all the above, I've been pretending I can't get out through the dog flap and into the garden any longer. After all, it's so much easier to use the indoor facilities......
Can you believe Gail had the cheek to sneak into our conservatory (if that's what you call a room with lots of windows and a couple of dead plants...) and film this short video?
And is now calling me a fraud........